NUH UH YOU TOTALLY SAID FUCK WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU SHIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PG-13
Wait GASP BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
did you miss little ole me?? I was in Tokyo killing Pikachu
Haha God's dead and we killed him Or whatever it was Albert Einstein said
since you missed me which is five steps closer to admitting you're Truly, Madly, Deeply wanna watch me blow these balloons up? Or want me to blow you ;) or go kick some bad guy ass or something
I did not, you're imagining it, I'd never say that horrible cursed word.
I'm more just worried because last I heard, you nearly got yourself blown up in the not so sexy way. [Time to belittle Wade's awesome pick-up lines with genuine worry; you can feel the concerned gaze via text.] I swung around to look out for you, but
I do not! Like 95% of the time I lose bets. There's 5% in there where I don't. And you owe me 20$ from that time you wanted a bouquet of those glowing LED balloons from the guy on the corner.
[........... He's a little worried, but-
...]
JESUS I knew my spidey sense was going off for a good reason! You're gonna get me in trouble with the big J-man, DP, what the heck
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quipsandthwips) wrote1990-10-03 12:47 am
1/...5? All of these come in at once like his phone hadn't had signal
2/5
3/5
4/5
5/5
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2.) I have been praying for actual MONTHS that you would never see those.
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where the frick
I said frick
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YOU TOTALLY SAID FUCK
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE YOU SHIT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PG-13
Wait
GASP
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
did you miss little ole me??
I was in Tokyo killing Pikachu
Haha
God's dead and we killed him
Or whatever it was Albert Einstein said
since you missed me
which is five steps closer to admitting you're Truly, Madly,
Deeply
wanna watch me blow these balloons up? Or want me to blow you ;) or go kick some bad guy ass or something
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I'm more just worried because last I heard, you nearly got yourself blown up in the not so sexy way. [Time to belittle Wade's awesome pick-up lines with genuine worry; you can feel the concerned gaze via text.] I swung around to look out for you, but
You sure you're alright?
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yeah that happened
it wasn't nearly
no worries tho
It's why SHIELD hires me.
hold up
Rewind
flip it and reverse it, Spider-Babe
YOU swung around looking for MOI???
I haven't been this touched since
Well the other night
But this is in the more naughty places next to my cockles
as frog's hair
Or spider toes
They're fine, right?
to tiptoe on spiderwebs???
You ever seen Up?
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You owe me 20 bucks still.
That 20 bucks could by me, like, one single sandwich in NYC.
Maybe a soda.
The movie about sad old people missing old people?
With the talking dog that is in desperate need of a doggy diet.
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how do I owe you 20$???
Have some decency, you're talking about a work of art!
also turn on the news
[ Guess who has way too much helium, a lawn chair, and WAY too many Spidey balloons. ]
I'm gonna egg the Bugle building
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Like 95% of the time I lose bets. There's 5% in there where I don't.
And you owe me 20$ from that time you wanted a bouquet of those glowing LED balloons from the guy on the corner.
[........... He's a little worried, but-
...]
JESUS
I knew my spidey sense was going off for a good reason!
You're gonna get me in trouble with the big J-man, DP, what the heck
😂