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[quipsandthwips]

I mean, only villains put the toilet paper on backwards.
I refuse to peel a banana from the bottom.
And SOMEONE hasn't watched The Hurt Locker.




You've been in the sewers? Why am I not surprised.

[Says the guy who has absolutely been in the sewers.]

[4thwaller]

Cable is a villain.
wow Spidey I thought you were really cool
I didn't know you were a COWARD

are you offering to watch the Hurt Locker with me???
I'll pretend I haven't seen it if you are

uh duh
that's like
mandatory.

[quipsandthwips]

Oh yeah, I run away from every fight
that's a stunt double you see in the papers.
Does this place even have that movie???
Isn't it kinda not old?

Also okay fine, I've been in the sewers before. You caught me.

[4thwaller]

wow they were right about never meeting your heroes huh??
probably
it has my movies and they're brand spanking new
apparently they're corrupt or something though

lemme guess



building a giant spider nest where you laid all your eggs
soon they're gonna hatch and eat everyone????

[quipsandthwips]

Whoa, how'd you know about my giant egg nest?

Now I'm gonna have to move them somewhere you'd all less expect, for my spider invasion.

[4thwaller]

[ Wade laughed way too hard at that. It was dumb, and lame, but still oddly endearing. ]

do you wanna do something??
like hang out
or go patrolling
or microwave grapes with me

[quipsandthwips]

I don't knoooow, last time you and I were out and about, you tried to stab an ice lake ghost.

[4thwaller]

the ice lake ghost totally deserved it
what a dick
all the ghosts here are dicks

I PROMISE I won't stab an ice lake ghost if we run into one while we're out and about
c'mon you know you wanna

[quipsandthwips]

But isn't that just kind of an obvious outcome?
Ghosts being dicks because they're super dead and haven't passed on?

You'd be the worst ghost, there'd be no way of webbing your mouth. :)



I guess if you promise you won't go stabbing at ghosts, I could hang.
Patrolling around here is kind of important, all things considered.

[4thwaller]

haha hang!
I just got that

I bet you'd be a sweet ghost
You'd make sure the doors were locked at night and spook robbers

good thing I don't die huh??

Where should we meet?? I can be there asap

[quipsandthwips]

I'd like to think I'm a Casper-type.

But I can't deny pulling pranks would be pretty enticing.

Pick a place, I can swing anywhere pretty quick.