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[quipsandthwips]

You're ditching, huh???
What, am I not cool anymore.
Did you find an actual Black Widow to replace me?

Can I get her autograph??




I have no clue who Poison Ivy is, but that in general is not something you'd want to F




Ever.

[4thwaller]

relax Taylor Swift
I could never replace you
both because I don't want to and you wouldn't let me
you'd just bully me until I stopped trying

but sure if I ever meet babe widow I'll get her John Hancock for you

Batman!!

[quipsandthwips]

... Oh yeah.
I was totally big on the Michael Keaton one.
Too bad he evolved into a Spider-Man villain, how the good fall hard.

[Wait Peter, what?]

Anywho, I refuse to pit all these lovely ladies against each other, pal.
And don't sweat it Mr. Reynolds, we can do lunch some other time. ✌

[................. Huh.]

[4thwaller]

what is happening right now?

did you just fourthwall break at me?

[quipsandthwips]

??????



Fourthwall break?



You need to sleep more.
Are you sick?

[I can't believe Peter Parker is unintentionally gaslighting Wade Wilson about fourth wall.]

[4thwaller]

I can't believe he is either!!

slow your roll Speed Racer
Why do you just assume I'm sick??

[ He is, but that's not the point. ]

I'm as healthy as I always am

[quipsandthwips]

Dude, I'm not GASLIGHTING you, what.

Also because you're talking even weirder than usual.
Do you have a fever or something? Should I bring over some meds?

[4thwaller]

evilbrainslugfromsaturnsaywhat??

I'm talking normally!
this is not a me problem!

and no
you don't have to come over
I'm busy

[ Being sick.

But shhshh fourthwall invaders are lurking!! ]

[quipsandthwips]

You know I can read the words out first, right?

... This isn't some takeback on the whole 'ignoring Peter' thing, is it?
Because I'll start shooting texts again.

[4thwaller]

baby boy
Bambi sweetie eyes
Petey-pie

I can't be ignoring you I'm texting you right now
we're good
great
borderline honeymoon phase

[quipsandthwips]

...




Alright. Weird word choice and there is totally no honeymoon involved here, but.




I'll trust you, just don't get yourself into any trouble. OK???

[4thwaller]

please no-homo harder.
I'm pretty sure there were some ghosts in the afterlife that didn't feel that awkward gym room vibe.






thanks mom.
glad you trust me.
I won't get myself into any trouble.

[quipsandthwips]

I thought Gwenpool was your mom?

The betrayal.

[4thwaller]

woooow another slight against the LGBTQIAZDFG+
someone can have two moms Peter
I can't believe my best friend his homophobic.
SHEESH.
you're as bad as Cable.

1/2

[quipsandthwips]

Wow, you really butchered that terminology.

I'm gonna have to send strongly worded crit to your HMD for that one, Mr. Fourth-whatever-er.

[quipsandthwips]

What was I saying again?

...


Uh. Take care of yourself, and I'll catch you around.

[4thwaller]

[ He's pretty sure this has something to do with the tumor in his brain, this is definitely not actually happening...

BUT... ]

that doesn't alter the fact that you shouldn't hold such hatred in your heart


are YOU feeling okay?

[quipsandthwips]

Just a little scattered.
Finished a huge stack of tests on kinetic molecular theory.

Maybe I should just send you 200 texts about the topic, down to bibliographies.

pls don't

[4thwaller]

sure.
I wouldn't mind.

[ Anything to entertain him to be honest. ]

can't give you any promises I'll be able to follow along though.