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un: 🍆🍆🍆 (someone got their grubby mitts on Peter's phone)

[4thwaller]

we are NOT hanging out tomorrow
I am mad at you!!
DREAM YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

[quipsandthwips]

excuse me?
perdòn????
Sumimasen????
Excusez-moi???????

[4thwaller]

GO BACK TO SLEEP IM YELLING AT DREAM YOU!!

[quipsandthwips]

If you're yelling at dream me why didn't you text dream me's phone?

[4thwaller]

I don't know how
I'm not really a lucid dreamer

[quipsandthwips]

Really, because it sure sounds like you're text-screeching at real me for dream me's sins.

For the record, dream-me is a grown man who makes his own choices, I take no responsibility.

[... God, he hopes this isn't some dirty dream or something.

He'll just throw himself out a window then.]

[4thwaller]

real you is so smart
okay we can still hang out tomorrow

I just needed to send dream you a message

xoxo goodnight

[quipsandthwips]

[don't ask don't ask don't ask-]


Hey, you woke me up from a perfectly good sleep.
Do I at least get a clue what dream-me did? Or anything? Cmon its only fair.



[... Goddamn you, curiosity.]

[4thwaller]

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You didn't warm up the lube


















AHAHA FUCK
I WISH I COULD SEE YOUR FACR
nah I'm just fucking with you
You ate my last taco
😭
I'm not feeding your perverted fantasies with my sexy dream fantasies make your own

[quipsandthwips]

[UN: P.PARKER HAS BLOCKED YOU.]

[quipsandthwips]

[..............

He's gonna just roll over and scream into his pillow, goodnight.]