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[4thwaller]

that's probably why he doesn't wanna be my friend, huh

P.S.: no way
If I wanted to talk to mr. Facebook mom I would

P.P.S.: ☹️
you just said you're not grumpy and threatened to block me in the same finger breath
AND THEY'RE NOT WEIRD THINGS
It's called a spa day at home
try treating yourself sometime

[quipsandthwips]

IDK man, have you... ASKED him?

P.S. Fair enough.

P.P.S.: What kind of friend would I be if I didn't block you a lot?
I'm confused though, are these pants all sisters that travel?

[4thwaller]

why would I do that???

P.S.: 😊

P.P.S.: a good one
WAIT
HOLD ON
REFUCKINGWIND
have you never seen the unadulterated ecstasy that is Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants????
BABY BOY
SUGARPLUM
HONEYBUNS
YOU'RE HURTING ME IN WAYS I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE HURT.

wanna Netflix and chill
I have the movie on my phone I bet your sexy brain knows exactly how we could get it on the big screen

[quipsandthwips]

I'm suddenly regretting this.

When exactly did this movie come out? So I can grade it on a scale of old to ancient.

[Look, he mostly just pokes fun at 'old' shit primarily to Wade and Wade alone.

It's a good way to pass the time.]

[4thwaller]

2005.

is that a yes???
should I ready the popcorn?

[ Wade's figured out that much, and it still gets his goat every time. ]

I don't think a baby like you is allowed to judge what's old or not.
everything is old compared to you.

[quipsandthwips]

Okay okay, ready the popcorn.

Just as a head's up Peter Parker is tired and might take a nap or five.
Everything's messed up in Deerington what's new.

[4thwaller]

readying it as we finger speak

[ That one made him feel a little weird too, just blow past it, dude. ]

it's always a great sign when Peter Parker talks about himself in third person
I will relinquish your favorite pillow and blanket

[ Pete won't even get cornered by Soup Boy or Famous Chicken for sleeping at his house. ]

[quipsandthwips]

It's always a sign that Peter Parker is tired as hell. :P

So I appreciate the pillow and blanket.
Also concerned that you've designated them my favorites without me having said anything.

[4thwaller]

it's just another tuesday when I do it
ooohhh taco tuesday
I want tacos
taco popcorn

I forgot
having eyes is super concerning business

[quipsandthwips]

Wait




You have EYES?!?!!?

All this time and you never told me?!

[4thwaller]

I was too busy enjoying you staring at my muscles

😘😘😘💪💪






please still come over

[quipsandthwips]

IDKKK man
I'm kinda weirded out by the fact that you have three heads and two left arms.

[4thwaller]

TACO POPCORN

[ That's it, that's the text. ]

[quipsandthwips]

... Is that code for something, or is your probable ADHD striking at full force?

[4thwaller]

what would that be code for
I'm dying to know
I'm inventing a new delicacy
I claim it in the name of Canada

[quipsandthwips]

Knowing you, 'TACO POPCORN' could mean literally anything in code.

I'm not so sure that Canada would let you claim ANYTHING in its name anymore, with how much you abuse your power.

[4thwaller]

Better than Vatican Cameos.

I'm touched and hurt, both that you think I have power and that I abuse it.