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On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely would I get hit with a frying pan if I came in through a window?

Hmmmmm Depends on what you end up bringing here.

Something edible and delicious and probably high in carbs!

I GUESS you’re safe this time then. Bring ice cream and I’ll even leave the window open for you?

You got yourself a deal, Skye.

We'll figure out how to actually pronounce 'sherbet' as I go.

If you bring sherbet into this house I will hit you with a pan.

WhoawhoaWHOA, what do you have against sherbet? What it'd ever do to you?

Have you ever actually tasted it? It tastes like fake, creamy fruit.

Skye I'm a jobless college graduate in NYC.

EVERYTHING I eat is fake.

Well we’re not in NYC anymore and you’re not jobless. No amount of excuses will save your ass right now for saying you like sherbet.