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[quipsandthwips]

Considering everything is Horrible and outside looks like a level of a horror game, literally anything indoors would be a dream come true. Not gonna lie, I could really use a dozen pastries of any kind after not having food for, like, six weeks straight.

[He'd only just been getting back the weight his metabolism burned off.

He lost whatever small measure of belly flab he got here, what a tragedy.]

[4thwaller]

pastries??
homemade or storebought?
I can probably (tm) do either
also outside is like the anchovies on pizza of horror games

[quipsandthwips]

I was thinking the little bakery cafe, but

Not gonna lie, I'm curious what kind of monstrosities you'd make in the kitchen.
I mean, it'll probably taste good, even if it's a sin against nature.

[4thwaller]

you only want me for my monstrosities and sins against nature
I knew it

:)

my two best qualities
If we're being honest
where are you at with this craving on a scale of wanting to do naughty things to the Pillsbury Doughboy to contemplating hightailing it to live your days out in France despite not knowing any French

[quipsandthwips]

I get my kicks where I can. :P

Also nothing is a good enough reason to have 'naughty' and 'Pillsbursy Doughboy' in the same sentence. Just FYI.

[4thwaller]

I think you're really underestimating how many people want to canoodle with the Pillsbury Doughboy

the internet is a wonderful place
full of debauchery and interestingly colored dragon dildos

naughty and Pillsbury Doughboy BELONG in the same sentence at this point