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text; un: earl.gay (misfire)

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remember that time you tried to do a handstand but you weren't wearing underwear

text; 1/3 i chANGE MY MIND I HAVE A VISION!!!

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2/3

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text.

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Who is this and how do you know about that?

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what
its eliot
I was there when you showed the entire first year class your cooch

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1.) How dare you misgender Peter Jr.
2.) ... Guidance Counselor Eliot? The school one who loves fancy scarves a little too much?

This is not how to bond with your fellow faculty members.

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this isn't margo
awkward

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I don't know a Margo, but I'm sure she's much more of a looker than me.








And also apparently not as big on underwear as she is on handstands.

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if you ever meet her around here its for the best that you just never bring this up

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I'm assuming she'd put a hit out on you if she knew?

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it could go either way and honestly I don't like those chances

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Sounds like an exciting friendship you've got there.
I mean, you're playing with fire if that's the first thing you shoot at her for a convo.

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oh no
coming from me it'd be 100% hilarious
coming from someone else is like a deadly game of chance



did you say you work at the school

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No fair, you're the one who dragged me into this danger.

And I do, yup! Mr. Parker, chemistry. I'm the one that sometimes makes the hallway smell like smoke.

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oh
well
its nice to meet you

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Aww, thanks!
See you in the lounge, fellow teacher. 💁‍♀️

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yeah
see ya