it's pretty bad tho like i've been brushing my teeth three times a day to counteract the sugar intake instead of just not eating as much sugar also it's kind of sad because it's like eating art??
YES i'm proud of you!! you're gonna be such a great teacher crossing all my fingers for you
look art you can eat is the best kind of art. I'm glad you've made use of it more than anything. I knew you had it in you like literally genetically I knew you'd decimate a donut tower :P
I'm still kinda nervous about it but I mean, I'm kind of broke for real now, I've got like 50 cents left over And maybe I can put aside what a mess I am at science and help some kids learn?
true and i took a bunch of pictures of it so i can remember how beautiful it was before i destroyed it with my monster appetite thanks for believing in me, pete
hey pretend i'm there with you right now squishing your face and telling you to stop questioning how awesome you're going to be at this job
And I guess you've got a good point. I was thinking about it before back when I was still trying to figure out if I was gonna do the Spider-gig for much longer? I did some assistant teaching in college so I've got a little training
It was actually really nice. Nobody even shoots at you or tries to smash you with a building or tries to throw hostages at your head or makes fun of your spider-man costume, 99.9% of the time.
although i can't imagine you giving up being spider-man i mean i definitely get thinking about it i've thought about it before but not enough to try other jobs that's just shenanigans
however in this case it's good since you're going for a teaching gig now
and yeah that does sound really nice i've never had someone make fun of my costume though that's rough, buddy
heh. To be honest, turning in the suit was a lot closer than you'd think I was kind of excited by the idea, for a little bit there. then you know, the whole doc-turning-bad thing yadda yadda yadda
Anyway, probably just a midlife crisis that came early
[Or a legitimate midlife crisis, because he's never sure how long he's gonna actually live; they're superheroes, you know? Their longevity is probably not that solid.]
People keep saying I'm a weirdo and okay wearing a full-body suit is kind of weird but c'mon I saved your cat from a tree last week and this is how you do me?
a midlife crisis that came VERY early, excuse you i.. get it though in that really real way funny though - every time i seriously thought about giving it up, that's when shit goes boom
like it's the spandex and makes us weird and not the sticks-to-walls-even-while-wearing-gloves-and-shoes thing, right?? that's like calling someone weird for changing into a bathing suit to go swimming ugh and what do they think we actually LIKE running around new york city in skintight costumes? and having people take pictures of us at our literal WORST angles while we swing by after a fight? yikes. i mean yikes.
Yeah, that's about right. you have a little extra wristwatch time to reflect on your profession, then BOOM, trouble. also I have no clue what you're talking about I look great at all angles
I mean, when I used to take my own spider-pictures for cash at the Bugle. 😘
I don't know if I'm supermodel material but thanks, I'll be ready for the cameras now with confidence. Unfortunately the paper was run by J. Jonah Jameson @ the time so my pictures were rarely used for positive spider-man editorials. :P
mayor jameson runs the paper? actually that makes a lot of sense i know he has his hands in what gets published where i'm from but he doesn't run it or does he shit idek
either way, i'm sure you still looked great and that's the important part
my universe is very weird yes i'm aware haven't had that reaction before though i'm guessing jayjay's not into politics where you're from? must be nice
[It's a good thing this is all over text; Peter doesn't have to worry about saying something really stupid, or get somber and emotional, or any of that. It's still all so raw and fresh in his mind, but... well, he trusts Gwen.]
heh, what HASN'T norman done.
Oscorp was working on a cure for a disease, but it was incomplete and was better off a bioweapon in its unfinished state. Norman ignored the risks he knew were there. Then he earned the ire of a man named Martin Li, who decided to bomb his rally, and then release it into NYC once he got his hands on the prototype.
[ oh. oh. so doc ock's grudge wasn't just personal, norman really did screw the pooch on like a.. huge scale. what he's already told her of this whole thing is starting to flesh out a little better. it still sucks, but oh. yeah, that all.. sounds about right.
but she's trying to not thing of what the fallout could be, can't help but wonder if this pushes norman osborn to make some horrible decisions. and spider-man, peter, isn't there to stop it. unless it's true that the whole world stops when they're here. hmmmm ]
well, it's official oscorp really sucks no matter where you go
it was all for a better cause than you'd think, in theory. there were good intentions for once. to cure a fatal disease. But the way he did it... It was bad.
the outbreak was definitely uh not Spider-Man's favorite problem to fix.
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Also I'm good!!
just put in my resume to the school finally.
So!!
fingers crossed. 👍
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not eating as much sugar
also it's kind of sad because it's like eating art??
YES
i'm proud of you!!
you're gonna be such a great teacher
crossing all my fingers for you
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I'm glad you've made use of it more than anything. I knew you had it in you
like literally genetically I knew you'd decimate a donut tower :P
I'm still kinda nervous about it but
I mean, I'm kind of broke for real now, I've got like 50 cents left over
And maybe I can put aside what a mess I am at science and help some kids learn?
IDK
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and i took a bunch of pictures of it so i can remember how beautiful it was before i destroyed it with my monster appetite
thanks for believing in me, pete
hey
pretend i'm there with you right now
squishing your face and telling you to stop questioning how awesome you're going to be at this job
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And I guess you've got a good point. I was thinking about it before
back when I was still trying to figure out if I was gonna do the Spider-gig for much longer?
I did some assistant teaching in college so I've got a little training
It was actually really nice.
Nobody even shoots at you or tries to smash you with a building or tries to throw hostages at your head or makes fun of your spider-man costume, 99.9% of the time.
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although i can't imagine you giving up being spider-man
i mean i definitely get thinking about it
i've thought about it before
but not enough to try other jobs that's just shenanigans
however in this case it's good since you're going for a teaching gig now
and yeah that does sound really nice
i've never had someone make fun of my costume though
that's rough, buddy
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To be honest, turning in the suit was a lot closer than you'd think
I was kind of excited by the idea, for a little bit there.
then you know, the whole doc-turning-bad thing yadda yadda yadda
Anyway, probably just a midlife crisis that came early
[Or a legitimate midlife crisis, because he's never sure how long he's gonna actually live; they're superheroes, you know? Their longevity is probably not that solid.]
People keep saying I'm a weirdo
and okay wearing a full-body suit is kind of weird
but c'mon I saved your cat from a tree last week and this is how you do me?
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i.. get it though
in that really real way
funny though - every time i seriously thought about giving it up, that's when shit goes boom
like it's the spandex and makes us weird and not the sticks-to-walls-even-while-wearing-gloves-and-shoes thing, right??
that's like
calling someone weird for changing into a bathing suit to go swimming
ugh
and what
do they think we actually LIKE running around new york city in skintight costumes?
and having people take pictures of us at our literal WORST angles while we swing by after a fight?
yikes.
i mean
yikes.
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also I have no clue what you're talking about I look great at all angles
I mean, when I used to take my own spider-pictures for cash at the Bugle.
😘
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that's actually brilliant
and it means you can put "supermodel" on your resume too
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Unfortunately the paper was run by J. Jonah Jameson @ the time so my pictures were rarely used for positive spider-man editorials. :P
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actually that makes a lot of sense
i know he has his hands in what gets published where i'm from but he doesn't run it
or does he
shit idek
either way, i'm sure you still looked great and that's the important part
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MAYOR??????????????????????
IS NYC STILL STANDING??????
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haven't had that reaction before though
i'm guessing jayjay's not into politics where you're from?
must be nice
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and that's what scares me
hopefully he doesn't try for mayor now that osborn's in hot water.
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oh yikes yeah so no, normie just runs oscorp in my world
he's never
yikes
what did norman do?
[ he said he didn't recognize the name "green goblin" so. hm. ]
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heh, what HASN'T norman done.
Oscorp was working on a cure for a disease, but it was incomplete and was better off a bioweapon in its unfinished state. Norman ignored the risks he knew were there.
Then he earned the ire of a man named Martin Li, who decided to bomb his rally, and then release it into NYC once he got his hands on the prototype.
Kind of hard to come back from that politically.
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but she's trying to not thing of what the fallout could be, can't help but wonder if this pushes norman osborn to make some horrible decisions. and spider-man, peter, isn't there to stop it. unless it's true that the whole world stops when they're here. hmmmm ]
well, it's official
oscorp really sucks no matter where you go
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it was all for a better cause than you'd think, in theory.
there were good intentions for once. to cure a fatal disease.
But the way he did it...
It was bad.
the outbreak was definitely uh
not Spider-Man's favorite problem to fix.
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