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[micycle]

okay so you then?
definitely you?

[He's being a tiny bit of a shit.]

and it absolutely isn't, at all
not unless you're a sunday school teacher

[quipsandthwips]

You think I'm a trustworthy adult?

Awww, Mike. ;u;





I AM technically a chemistry teacher, that's pretty close.

[micycle]

how can you technically be a chemistry teacher
you either are or you aren't

[quipsandthwips]

Considering I have very few students these days? It varies.

Can't exactly be a teacher if there's nobody to teach.

[micycle]

i mean i hardly deliver pizzas anymore but i still work there like officially

[quipsandthwips]

I mean

that's fair.



You'll still deliver pizzas to me always, right? 👀

[micycle]

[🙄]

you're one of my like three customers left so yeah

[quipsandthwips]

Speaking of which

what kind of pizza do you have left this week???

[micycle]

it's about to be just sauce and mushrooms
everything else is going bad
and we aren't getting new shipments

[quipsandthwips]

Well... Crap.

Guess we'll just have to take one for the team.
Beggars can't be choosers in the middle of another food shortage.

[time for peter to stop eating like a stupid ass for the sake of everyone else's survival]

[micycle]

hey it's only a shortage if you're picky
there's still a shit ton of those little debbie snack cakes over at the gas station

[quipsandthwips]

That's actually not so bad a diet at a time like this.
Well no, it's a bad diet, but we're kind of in dire straits, so I think we're forgiven.
Might as well splurge a little, right? Get some Star Crunch cookies?

Man, I love Star Crunch cookies.

[micycle]

[Hey, Mike's had this diet for more than two years and he's doing FINE.]

no way
nutty buddy or nothing, dude

[quipsandthwips]

[You're enduring puberty, Mike, you're anything but fine.]

Listen, I love nutty buddy.

But it just doesn't compare, I'm sorry, kid.
It's better than oatmeal creme pies, if it's any consolation.

[micycle]

[you shut your whore mouth peter]

wow how does it feel to be the most wrong person on the entire planet

[quipsandthwips]

I don't know, you tell me, you pioneered the art!

[micycle]

i thought teachers were supposed to be nice and supportive

[quipsandthwips]

I'm out of a job at the moment.

You'll have to suffer for it, kiddo.