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[quipsandthwips]

BION, AFAIC tell you NetLingo's not so hard, JSYK. LSHMBH!
NALOPKT DILF or MILF is sexual if you don't TXT MSG a lot. :)

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[ohshutup]

[For God's sake...]

2/?

[ohshutup]

[SHE HAS A GODDAMN DEGREE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

JUST FUCKING USE IT]

3/4

[ohshutup]

[Wait. "DILF". "MILF". Sexual.

From the darkness - from the deep, forbidden reserves of her mind - a memory rises, shrouded in immature, school-day obscurity..............]

4/4

[ohshutup]

[Another very urgent inquiry: ]

If I poor bleach in one ear, will it erase my memory of this conversation?

[quipsandthwips]

You're starting to sound like Wade Wilson. But no, it won't.

No judgement here, you follow your GILF dreams? 😬

[ohshutup]

I don't have any GILF dreams! There is no GILFing going on!!

[quipsandthwips]

So you don't have a crush on anyone old enough to be a grandma?

[ohshutup]

I’m not a schoolgirl, I don’t have “crushes” on anyone!

[quipsandthwips]

You don't need to be in school to have crushes on people. :P

Romance 101!

[ohshutup]

I’m doing perfectly fine here in that department, thanks. No tips needed.

:P

[quipsandthwips]

Oh, so you just use me to figure out internet lingo!

Where did you see this again???

[ohshutup]

I'm still half convinced you made all of that up.

[If she could drop her voice conspiratorially through text, she would be.]

And they put it in the Doctor's dating profile. Hers, not his.

[quipsandthwips]

I mean

technically it could be on either of theirs. Grandma, Grandpa, same letter.





Are you gonna tell her what it means?

[ohshutup]

Well thankfully he doesn't have one that I'm aware of. That's somehow even worse.

Aaaaand I maybe already told her? I think she had a breakdown for about two seconds, but she seems to have rallied.

[quipsandthwips]

Probably for the best, otherwise I could probably hear his angry old Scottish cursing from here.






What’re you gonna do when she decides to study netlingo and talks like that for weeks, to sound cool?

[ohshutup]

It'll probably be no worse than anything they've done before.

[quipsandthwips]

Suddenly I'm really glad you get to take the brunt of it.
Have fun with your roomies! :)

[ohshutup]

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