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quipsandthwips) wrote2018-10-15 12:45 pm
quipsandthwips) wrote2018-10-15 12:45 pm
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smash or pass???
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Say it again
bounce that pg-13 to an R, baby
humor me.
Refusing to answer goes down in the books as a "smash I'm too embarrassed to admit to"
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I support its lifestyle but pass
also where the hell did you find this picture in 1950's Maine
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HAAAH
that's for me to know and you to . . .
MFK: Tony Stark, Thor, Black Widow gogogogo
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Stark, BW, Thor.
Sorry Thor.
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You didn't even think about that one you little gold digger.
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And Black Widow is too cool to kill.
Thor's awesome too but he'd probably agree BW's awesome.
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Look up gold digger and there's a picture of you
And I think you mean Black Widow is a fucking babe
so is Thor
Dunno how you made that choice
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Maybe I have a thing for redheads.
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we all know you do.
speaking of redheads I'm not gonna be able to have our little lunch date on Wednesday
it has nothing to do with redheads
I'm just letting you know in advance so you don't freak out and text me 300 times
redhead edition
FMK: Poison Ivy, Scarlet Witch, Black Widow
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What, am I not cool anymore.
Did you find an actual Black Widow to replace me?
Can I get her autograph??
I have no clue who Poison Ivy is, but that in general is not something you'd want to F
Ever.
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I could never replace you
both because I don't want to and you wouldn't let me
you'd just bully me until I stopped trying
but sure if I ever meet babe widow I'll get her John Hancock for you
Batman!!
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I was totally big on the Michael Keaton one.
Too bad he evolved into a Spider-Man villain, how the good fall hard.
[Wait Peter, what?]
Anywho, I refuse to pit all these lovely ladies against each other, pal.
And don't sweat it Mr. Reynolds, we can do lunch some other time. ✌
[................. Huh.]
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did you just fourthwall break at me?
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Fourthwall break?
You need to sleep more.
Are you sick?
[I can't believe Peter Parker is unintentionally gaslighting Wade Wilson about fourth wall.]
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slow your roll Speed Racer
Why do you just assume I'm sick??
[ He is, but that's not the point. ]
I'm as healthy as I always am
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Also because you're talking even weirder than usual.
Do you have a fever or something? Should I bring over some meds?
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I'm talking normally!
this is not a me problem!
and no
you don't have to come over
I'm busy
[ Being sick.
But shhshh fourthwall invaders are lurking!! ]
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... This isn't some takeback on the whole 'ignoring Peter' thing, is it?
Because I'll start shooting texts again.
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Bambi sweetie eyes
Petey-pie
I can't be ignoring you I'm texting you right now
we're good
great
borderline honeymoon phase
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Alright. Weird word choice and there is totally no honeymoon involved here, but.
I'll trust you, just don't get yourself into any trouble. OK???
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I'm pretty sure there were some ghosts in the afterlife that didn't feel that awkward gym room vibe.
thanks mom.
glad you trust me.
I won't get myself into any trouble.
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I thought Gwenpool was your mom?
The betrayal.
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someone can have two moms Peter
I can't believe my best friend his homophobic.
SHEESH.
you're as bad as Cable.
1/2
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pls don't