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[quipsandthwips]

You’re wise beyond your years, Santa Skye.

Also, wouldn’t YOU just walk on walls all day if you could? ;)

[morethan084]

Maybe.

Ok I totally would.

Is that what you’re doing when you’re not kissing the entire town or saving it?

[quipsandthwips]

Absolutely what I do, yes. Also fail at cooking.



And maybe take overly long naps now that I actually have time to.
IDK if my body will ever NOT be alarmed at how much I rest it for once.

[morethan084]

You mean there’s something you’re NOT good at? I find that hard to believe.

[quipsandthwips]

There's a BAJILLION things I'm not good at, and that's not hyperbole.

But I appreciate that you have such faith in me. :P

If you want your kitchen to stay in one piece, never relegate me to it.

[morethan084]

Speaking of my kitchen...

You should come over sometime. Been a while since I’ve seen you.

[quipsandthwips]

Man, it has, hasn't it?

I'm sorry about being so quiet, I should've been checking in more.
I guess I just get caught up in... y'know. All the things. Everything.

You gonna teach me how to bake something without lighting the place on fire?

[morethan084]

Trust me, I get it.

...

How about we just order take out? My baking skills are no better than yours.

[quipsandthwips]

DID YOU JUST SAY TAKE OUT

The magic words!! The Words that avoid huge accidental grease fires!! Oh praise be to the deer!



You want me to pick something up and swing it over?

[morethan084]

Do you mean swing it over in the literal sense or...?

🙃

[quipsandthwips]

I mean

On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely would I get hit with a frying pan if I came in through a window?

[morethan084]

Hmmmmm

Depends on what you end up bringing here.

[quipsandthwips]

Something edible and delicious and probably high in carbs!

[morethan084]

I GUESS you’re safe this time then.

Bring ice cream and I’ll even leave the window open for you?

[quipsandthwips]

You got yourself a deal, Skye.

We'll figure out how to actually pronounce 'sherbet' as I go.

[morethan084]

If you bring sherbet into this house I will hit you with a pan.

[quipsandthwips]

WhoawhoaWHOA, what do you have against sherbet? What it'd ever do to you?

[morethan084]

Have you ever actually tasted it?

It tastes like fake, creamy fruit.

[quipsandthwips]

Skye I'm a jobless college graduate in NYC.

EVERYTHING I eat is fake.

[morethan084]

Well we’re not in NYC anymore and you’re not jobless.

No amount of excuses will save your ass right now for saying you like sherbet.