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[quipsandthwips]

I'm gonna pass on ghosts, dolls, and zombies. In that order, and in every other order it could be.

Why can't we just go out and eat like a normal couple, instead? I'd offer you something more seductive but the thought of killer dolls in my room definitely killed boners before they ever started.

[4thwaller]

:(






FUCK THAT WAS YOU


wait
hold on
I have a room if you want to say seductive things

[quipsandthwips]

The moment's come and gone, RIP.

How about you and me go eat and not think of how screwed up the town is right now?

Honestly it'd be nice not to drive myself crazy worrying about everyone for a few seconds.

[4thwaller]

are you asking me on a date, Mr. Parker??

name a time and place baby
I don't have an anything so I can't pick you up
But I'm a great walking buddy

[quipsandthwips]

Considering everything is Horrible and outside looks like a level of a horror game, literally anything indoors would be a dream come true. Not gonna lie, I could really use a dozen pastries of any kind after not having food for, like, six weeks straight.

[He'd only just been getting back the weight his metabolism burned off.

He lost whatever small measure of belly flab he got here, what a tragedy.]

[4thwaller]

pastries??
homemade or storebought?
I can probably (tm) do either
also outside is like the anchovies on pizza of horror games

[quipsandthwips]

I was thinking the little bakery cafe, but

Not gonna lie, I'm curious what kind of monstrosities you'd make in the kitchen.
I mean, it'll probably taste good, even if it's a sin against nature.

[4thwaller]

you only want me for my monstrosities and sins against nature
I knew it

:)

my two best qualities
If we're being honest
where are you at with this craving on a scale of wanting to do naughty things to the Pillsbury Doughboy to contemplating hightailing it to live your days out in France despite not knowing any French

[quipsandthwips]

I get my kicks where I can. :P

Also nothing is a good enough reason to have 'naughty' and 'Pillsbursy Doughboy' in the same sentence. Just FYI.

[4thwaller]

I think you're really underestimating how many people want to canoodle with the Pillsbury Doughboy

the internet is a wonderful place
full of debauchery and interestingly colored dragon dildos

naughty and Pillsbury Doughboy BELONG in the same sentence at this point