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[4thwaller]

No, it's too late now, the joke was over and done with. [ Is that the sound of a pout in his voice?? Excuse you, his flirting is real. It's amazing he isn't floating in the air following Peter around with hearteyes. ]

Pointy weird-- [ GASP!

OH GOD. Now he's drawing his Katanas. ] Don't call Bea and Arthur weird! They've done nothing wrong in their lives. [ Wade is a nightmare to anyone with anxiety. ]

[quipsandthwips]

Why am I not surprised that—whoa!

[He holds his hands up, looking at them with wide eyes and a frown. It's mostly about the act of responding like a normal dude would, but he's also a touch worried whenever weapons are flaunted. It's a Spider-Man thing.]

Heyheyhey, put away the sharp Golden Girls!

You could poke an eye out with those, and mine definitely don't grow back.

[4thwaller]

They want to hear you apologise and then they'll go back home and cry themselves to sleep. Or is that me? [ Haaaaah. ]

While I appreciate fully that you recognise Golden Girls references, I'm not going to poke any eyes out. Unless I'm trying to. And they certainly wouldn't be Bambi doe eyes.

[ Despite what it seems, Peter is probably the safest person in Deerington at this moment. ]

[quipsandthwips]

... I'm not gonna apologize to a pair of swords.

[A BRAVE AND BOLD CIVILIAN.]

[4thwaller]

Shhhshshsh. It's okay. They forgive you.

[ Brave and bold civilian meet the biggest shithead in existence. Okay, he'll put them away now. He guesses. ]