[He holds his hands up, looking at them with wide eyes and a frown. It's mostly about the act of responding like a normal dude would, but he's also a touch worried whenever weapons are flaunted. It's a Spider-Man thing.]
Heyheyhey, put away the sharp Golden Girls!
You could poke an eye out with those, and mine definitely don't grow back.
They want to hear you apologise and then they'll go back home and cry themselves to sleep. Or is that me? [ Haaaaah. ]
While I appreciate fully that you recognise Golden Girls references, I'm not going to poke any eyes out. Unless I'm trying to. And they certainly wouldn't be Bambi doe eyes.
[ Despite what it seems, Peter is probably the safest person in Deerington at this moment. ]
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[He holds his hands up, looking at them with wide eyes and a frown. It's mostly about the act of responding like a normal dude would, but he's also a touch worried whenever weapons are flaunted. It's a Spider-Man thing.]
Heyheyhey, put away the sharp Golden Girls!
You could poke an eye out with those, and mine definitely don't grow back.
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While I appreciate fully that you recognise Golden Girls references, I'm not going to poke any eyes out. Unless I'm trying to. And they certainly wouldn't be Bambi doe eyes.
[ Despite what it seems, Peter is probably the safest person in Deerington at this moment. ]
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[A BRAVE AND BOLD CIVILIAN.]
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[ Brave and bold civilian meet the biggest shithead in existence. Okay, he'll put them away now. He guesses. ]