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[quipsandthwips]

He WHAT

No no no, you won't die if you're gay or do drugs, whAT?
What exactly did he tell you? Why is he cleaning the floors??????
I'm getting you kids pepper spray!

[micycle]

idk he just came out of the vents and started mopping the floor!!!
and then he said i looked like a crackhead
so we started talking ab drugs
and he said don't do them you'll die from the aids
only not the gay kind
and i said what do you mean the gay kind
and then he tried to give me THE TALK like he's my dad or something
even though i told him i'm not doing that stuff for like a long time if ever
so i finally told him to leave
and he got back in the vent and did

1/2

[quipsandthwips]

[quipsandthwips]

what the fu

dge

You don’t look like a
Gay people don’t just always get
He went into the WHAT

Why was he in the vents????

Do not associate with someone who hangs out in vents.

Well ok I’m in vents back home sometimes, but purely for Spider-Manning reasons.

[micycle]

he was hiding from these sith lords with horns
or that's what he said

and you can say fuck
we all say fuck now

[quipsandthwips]

Jesus, what is Maul up to n

You know what, I'll worry about that later.

Don't listen to the rude weird guy. You'll be just fine.
If you get to an age where you want to ask things about That, find an adult you know very very very well and that you trust.
Do not talk to vent men.

And don't pretend 'fudge' isn't a satisfying non-curse.

[micycle]

okay so you then?
definitely you?

[He's being a tiny bit of a shit.]

and it absolutely isn't, at all
not unless you're a sunday school teacher

[quipsandthwips]

You think I'm a trustworthy adult?

Awww, Mike. ;u;





I AM technically a chemistry teacher, that's pretty close.

[micycle]

how can you technically be a chemistry teacher
you either are or you aren't

[quipsandthwips]

Considering I have very few students these days? It varies.

Can't exactly be a teacher if there's nobody to teach.

[micycle]

i mean i hardly deliver pizzas anymore but i still work there like officially

[quipsandthwips]

I mean

that's fair.



You'll still deliver pizzas to me always, right? 👀

[micycle]

[🙄]

you're one of my like three customers left so yeah

[quipsandthwips]

Speaking of which

what kind of pizza do you have left this week???

[micycle]

it's about to be just sauce and mushrooms
everything else is going bad
and we aren't getting new shipments

[quipsandthwips]

Well... Crap.

Guess we'll just have to take one for the team.
Beggars can't be choosers in the middle of another food shortage.

[time for peter to stop eating like a stupid ass for the sake of everyone else's survival]

[micycle]

hey it's only a shortage if you're picky
there's still a shit ton of those little debbie snack cakes over at the gas station

[quipsandthwips]

That's actually not so bad a diet at a time like this.
Well no, it's a bad diet, but we're kind of in dire straits, so I think we're forgiven.
Might as well splurge a little, right? Get some Star Crunch cookies?

Man, I love Star Crunch cookies.

[micycle]

[Hey, Mike's had this diet for more than two years and he's doing FINE.]

no way
nutty buddy or nothing, dude

[quipsandthwips]

[You're enduring puberty, Mike, you're anything but fine.]

Listen, I love nutty buddy.

But it just doesn't compare, I'm sorry, kid.
It's better than oatmeal creme pies, if it's any consolation.

[micycle]

[you shut your whore mouth peter]

wow how does it feel to be the most wrong person on the entire planet

[quipsandthwips]

I don't know, you tell me, you pioneered the art!

[micycle]

i thought teachers were supposed to be nice and supportive

[quipsandthwips]

I'm out of a job at the moment.

You'll have to suffer for it, kiddo.