[ yeah the mj stuff- she knew, of course she knew. and her gut instinct is to argue, be like, no, excuse me, you're awesome, pining or not, totally crush-worthy, but this conversation is already mixed up enough. the part of her that's peter parker's biggest cheerleader can be quiet, for once. ]
note to self: give hercules more hugs to avoid accidental bursts of making out when we least expect it
it was funnier in my head
i get you, dude. i mean that champagne was literally spiked with happy pills and i knew it and i still kept drinking it by the pint anyway impulse control is not my forte
and maybe we're not so great at doing that thing where we deal with our shit like healthy superheroes instead of letting it sit there until it goes boom not that it really went boom it was a mild boom but still a boom
i could always use a buddy to help me get better at that
1/2
note to self: give hercules more hugs to avoid accidental bursts of making out when we least expect it
it was funnier in my head
i get you, dude.
i mean that champagne was literally spiked with happy pills and i knew it and i still kept drinking it by the pint anyway
impulse control is not my forte
and maybe we're not so great at doing that thing where we deal with our shit like healthy superheroes instead of letting it sit there until it
goes boom
not that it really went boom
it was a mild boom
but still a boom
i could always use a buddy to help me get better at that