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[quipsandthwips]

This is all so weird. 😩
I'll stop texting, now is the stopping, no more wiggly ellipses bubbles, promise

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[gwennie]

[ yeah the mj stuff- she knew, of course she knew. and her gut instinct is to argue, be like, no, excuse me, you're awesome, pining or not, totally crush-worthy, but this conversation is already mixed up enough. the part of her that's peter parker's biggest cheerleader can be quiet, for once. ]

note to self: give hercules more hugs to avoid accidental bursts of making out when we least expect it

it was funnier in my head

i get you, dude.
i mean that champagne was literally spiked with happy pills and i knew it and i still kept drinking it by the pint anyway
impulse control is not my forte

and maybe we're not so great at doing that thing where we deal with our shit like healthy superheroes instead of letting it sit there until it
goes boom
not that it really went boom
it was a mild boom
but still a boom

i could always use a buddy to help me get better at that

[gwennie]

although wow kissing isn't ALWAYS nice
good for you for never experiencing a bad kiss before

[quipsandthwips]

Gwen...

I was the bad kisser in my past experiences.

[gwennie]

yeah no that can't be right

[quipsandthwips]

my glasses were thicker than the hubble space telescope

[gwennie]

what does
did you have a habit of incorporating your glasses into your make out sessions or something???

[quipsandthwips]

I was a raging nerd!! 😒
Successful make-outs didn't happen until I was practically being handed my high school diploma
I wasn't always the HERCULEAN STUDMUFFIN you see before you!

[gwennie]

you still ARE a raging nerd, nerd
but yeah ditto
who had time for making out in high school anyway

[ gwen wasn't a raging nerd but a raging loser there's a big difference ]

lol
shut uuuup

[ no seriously shut up she's thinking about your stupid studmuffin mouth again shit




ok she's good she's over it it only lasted a second

but is this a thing now is this a thing she's going to have to worry about? damnit ]

[quipsandthwips]

💪😏





And_
you're right
We should work on dealing with stuff in a healthy way, as superheroes.
100%.
I mean, it sounds fake, but— I'll do my best.

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[gwennie]

🖕🏻🙄

[gwennie]

i know it sounds fake
but i'm trying to beeee... better maybe
the alternative is ignoring all the bad shit and just making out whenever stuff gets rough instead
i dig this alternative
but i'm not the one with
y'know
an mj
and i'm not that selfish

[quipsandthwips]

You came over and helped a miserable lump clean his house
and you gave him gifts even though he forgot yours.
I don't think you're as selfish as you think
But you know, I'm all for trying to be a better person. I'd like to be, too.
It's all any of us can do, right?

[gwennie]

well that's just like, your opinion, man
aaaand yes
right

so we're okay? everything's cool?

[quipsandthwips]

Of course we're cool
Never weren't cool.
I mean I'm not that cool, but that's unrelated.

[gwennie]

there was some potential for it to be not cool
but i'm glad it didn't turn out that way
obviously

but maybe one day you'll learn to be cool, parker
maybe one day

[quipsandthwips]

maybe one day, huh?
well, i'll just have to keep doing my best, in that case. 😉