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quipsandthwips) wrote2018-10-15 12:45 pm
quipsandthwips) wrote2018-10-15 12:45 pm
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If anything I
[am the one that has clearly fucked up, by not realizing this had been going on.
He has to stop himself from going down that rabbit hole.
Oh hey, there's that familiar guilt — and the spiral of really rude and awful thoughts directed inward. Yeah, yeah, he knows. 'But you're such a stable guy, Pete!' Except here he is, feeling like an idiot and a failure for Spider-Man not being where Wade was looking; he could've prevented his friend from getting hurt, and he could have helped protect a kid, but he wasn't there. And hell, Peter Parker wasn't there when he should have been either.
He wracks his brain to think back — he could have been at home sick? He could have been delivering packages to people who were sick? He could have been right there, shoving Wade with his foot and shooing him out of his house.]
Of course I'd do that, for anyone
people deserve someone to talk to, right? that's you too
So I'm here
just because some of you guys have super healing doesn't mean you're always alright
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[ Wade's not sure what he thinks Peter was going to say. His mind jumps to all the terrible options insulting Deadpool's inability to do anything right but then he soothes that away by rereading "It's not that you fucked up."
Wade's certain that Peter is a lot more stable than himself. Though, that's not hard to do. ]
how are you so good?
[ Seriously?? ]
thanks
I'm so bringing this up next time you want me to shut up
you sweet sweet summer child
that's exactly what having a healing factor means
at least one like mine
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I can't stop thinking about what if she hadn't been like me
[ He can't get the image out of his head either. Of her torn out throat. ]
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I'm just sorry I wasn't there to help.
also I'm gonna make 'shut up' coupons to use for this exact thing.
[Okay, but joking's good. Jokes are good! But also, this is the worst.]
Bullshit, though.
If healing factors fixed everything, you wouldn't be kicking yourself over something you didn't even want to have happen. You didn't almost kill the kid, Wade. You got hurt and it's the thing that attacked you to blame.
You get that, right?
It's not like I don't get it, tho.
When something bad happens to someone, and you could have stopped it if things went differently or if you'd been just a little bit 'better', it messes with you.
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that place was a Grade A Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk horror show
oooh you used a big boy word
say fuck just for me
[ Is joking good? Wade uses them to hide trauma way too often. Also he uses them to avoid questions he REALLY isn't sure how to answer... like "You get that, right?" ]
What bad thing happened that you couldn't stop but should have been able to?
[ Unlocking Peter Lore??? Maybe it'll distract him. ]
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[There's a long, long pause — and maybe a few written and erased replies.]
Just trust me when I say I've got my share.
We've all got our demons, right?
I just don't want you to think this is on you, you didn't take her down there and you didn't get hurt on purpose. It's not your fault no matter how much if feels like it is. It was just an unfortunate thing that had a thankfully better ending than expected.
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live a little
[ :( Must be 8% or higher to unlock that backstory I guess. ]
I don't have any demons.
100% demon free
[ Bullshit, and they both know it. Wade's got so much baggage and demons that at this point it's hard to tell which he has more of. He hoped hearing... well, reding that from someone else would make him feel better. But it just makes him feel worse, as fifteen new arguments about how it was his fault spring to mind. ]
pretty sure me healing an injury onto her is definitely my fault
I think that falls under 'exclusively my fault'
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Blaming the right party — you should try it sometime. ☝
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[ This sounds familiar, huh? But Wade is definitely going to use that argument Peter just used against him in the future. So, expect that one. But for now, he's just displeased by it. ]
forget it.
I'm over it like I was never under it
night
xoxoxo
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you can't just wake me up and freak me out and bail on me
I'm not going back to sleep at this point
Did you know the 'x' in xoxo is how a lot of illiterate people signed documents? They'd draw an 'x' to symbolize this old christian symbol, and then kiss it to show their sincerity in signing it.
IDK about Os, nothing about an O looks like a hug to me, but w/e.
[... He just wants to make sure Wade's okay through the night, really.]
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...
What a fucking nerd. ]
Not only did I not know that I'm pretty sure I never actually needed to know that
but I guess there's no going back now
maybe the arms are supposed to be the o
do you wanna come over and watch Yentl?
[ Does that sound like a bootycall....? It's surprisingly not. ]
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what the heck is Yentl?
Sounds like something you serve at thanksgiving
It’s not porn is it? Promise me it’s not porn
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and I had to deal with Origins and Green Lantern
I do want to hear where this goes though
What kinda food would it be
I'm dying to know
It's a musical you pervert
I know you like my after using Clearasil face but reign it in
I will only go as far as hot n heavy makeouts and heavy petting unless you ask nicely
and then I'm down for just about anything
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Also no no and no.
But I can come watch this probably questionable movie if you want the company.
I bet this movie's ancient
It's ancient, isn't it?
It's from the prehistoric era?
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are you hungry???
I'm going to warm up a green bean casserole.
I don't know what all those nos were even to I only listed two things
I wouldn't invite you if I didn't want the company
nevermind
I take it back
I don't want you to come over anymore
I'm eating this casserole by myself
EARLY 80S
also I'm revoking your adult privileges
you're a child again.
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Scout's honor.
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should I come get you?
who knows who has a crowbar
[ Aw, look at Wade worrying about Peter walking around late at night in murdertown. ]
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If I don't, water my half-dead plant for me?
You can have my extensive crowbar collection, featured in Guinness World Records
[THAT'S NOT FUNNY PETE-
... But he's already been dressing and jumps down from his ceiling to start out his door.
Might as well just stay in his pajamas, at this rate; ESU shirt and lumberjack-plaid sweats it is.]
I'm lazy and in bed this counts
or anything relying on me for survival actually
It's probably amazing *I* made it this far tbh
But sure I'd love to be your plant's death sentence and I'm always a fan of more weapons
[ You do you, Petey. He'll just be popping the casserole in the oven and trying to hide all signs of "I've been angsting for at least a day" away before Peter can come over and ferret them out.
He's over it. Everything is fine. He's cool as a cucumber.
Hope he wasn't expecting Wade to be in more than his Spidey boxers and a blanket cape tho.]
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He sighs, and wordlessly holds up a few unopened boxes of OREOs.
Comfort food for your stupid late-night freakouts. Less cocaine involved. Healthier!
... Not by much, because OREOs are practically crack.]
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[ Sure, far less cocaine involved. ]
I should wake you up in the middle of the night more often if it gets me OREOs. [ He gives a vague gesture with his arm, that's probably loosely translated to "make yourself at home."
He heads over to the fridge, pulling the door open to look at what's inside like it's the first time he's actually looked in there. ] We've got... milk, beer, and orange juice... And [ He nods towards the oven. ] Take a whiff of that and eat your heart out. I think you owe me at least two months. I say this in the most grown up manner possible -- maybe not too grown up -- you're not allergic to nuts, right?
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(Because he can't remember if it was from him, honestly.)
And he plops down the hoarded OREOs he had absolutely had stowed away in his house already, sniffing the air before turning toward the oven. And it — actually... smells nice? Look, don't judge him, but he assumed it would be burnt and crispy and maybe have a boot in it. Chicken soup is one thing, but...]
... I'm allergic to nutcases.
[He fake-sneezes.
... C'mon, you know that was a good one.]
You seriously made this by yourself? Just you?
Did someone swan-dive out the window so they wouldn't get caught when I walked in?
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[ Apparently he's just decided to pour them both cups... well more like mugs... of milk and set them down on the counter, sliding one closer to Peter. ] To drown your OREOs.
And yes, as shocking as it is, I made this all by myself. And the other casseroles in the freezer too. Darlene actually stole my recipe and added cranberries. I've never been more scandalized. Who enjoys cranberries? Only bad people willingly eat cranberries in green bean casserole.
Don't tell Cable, he'll want me to stop making tacos every time he tries to make me cook dinner if he knows I'm more than a one trick pony.
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[Mildly pleasant as he takes the mug. Hard not to raise his eyebrows at the explanation, as he sits at the table and rolls his arms back a little to unwind.]
... You're pretty much a housewife, you know. Ever think about just retiring from, uh... 'superheroing' and settling down somewhere instead?
[Look, it's just... it seems like an easier, nicer life. He'd rather Wade have that, than whatever hideous past he's probably harboring. And yeah, he definitely has one of those hideous pasts. The funny ones always do.]
I'm here to hurt u
Wade's entire posture changes at Peter's suggestion. Instead of the easygoing slouch he usually holds that makes him look like he's trying to look just a little less imposing and suspicious than he actually is, his spine goes rigid and straight, body tense like he's ready for a fight that Peter definitely isn't prepared to get into.
One giant word bounces around his head, in big bright neon lights Vanessa, followed by about a thousand other horrible words reminding Wade just how awful he really is. How he can't settle down and start a family. How he can't even protect her or make his way back to her. She's better off without him. Fuck, everyone is, and he knows it. Even Peter is.
His gaze stays on the timer, watching it tick down the seconds, but not really seeing or registering it. All he can really see at the moment is her smile. It has his eyes stinging with tears that are threatening to spill if he doesnt do something. Wade blinks a couple times, glad his back is to Peter. ]
Sure, they're sold in cans in weird jelly form to be enjoyed during the holidays, but does anyone actually enjoy them? They're the sad berries that people with kidney and bladder problems try to pretend are good. People also eat kale but I'm not convinced either.
[ Continuing on with a topic that meant nothing was a great sign... right? The timer goes off and Wade rushes to the oven pulling it open and grabbing the far too hot casserole dish with his bare hands. At first, it doesn't seem like he realises what he's done, but then he's setting it down on the counter and kicking the oven door closed with a slam that can't be good for it. ]
Shit! I forgot my oven mitts! Help yourself Peter! [ Also probably an alarming sign, or maybe not. He calls him Peter all the time, right? ] I'm just gonna, make sure this doesn't bounce to you. [ He's already out of the room before he even finishes his sentence. There's a moment of rustling as Wade scurries towards the front door and then... yeah... Peter, you've been bamboozled, he has definitely fled his own house. ]
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i don't care that it's spider-man it's the perfect icon
these idiots
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