quipsandthwips | Deerington Inbox

[Oh, boy. This is gonna be... something. Give him a second to figure his life out; he's had text messages go to hell in a hand basket without thinking. (See: the last one he had with MJ.) But this isn't a big deal, right? It was just. It was something from Deerington. A curse or... something. Or at least most of it was. He thinks. Yeah.]

no I'm sorry, I should've tried to call you too
I'm sure it was just the NYE thing, Deerington does crazy stuff to our heads, right?
I don't think any of it was on you.
I mean
something weird happened to us
we were frolicking out of a crime zone, amirite???

totally not our normal M.O.

and I was

IDK

I wasn't firing at all cylinders either

I shouldve known better, so

I'm sorry, too.

was it? i mean yeah yes it totally does but it's never made me want to kiss someone before usually it's bad or scary stuff and that wasn't bad or scary at all it was actually really nice?? like it felt nice everything about it was just really... nice

[ uhh ]

i mean it was "bad" in certain ways but not the usual deerington way except that i was totally brainwashed into only wanting to stand around making out with you and my spider-sense was just completely broken that was REALLY bad okay yeah it was definitely deerington messing with our heads

i'm gonna start over

i really like being your friend so so much but i've only ever thought about you in that way not like anything different so feeling that way towards you even for just a couple of minutes was really confusing? but not bad is all i meant just confusing. which is why i really wanted to clear the air

it felt nice, yeah
but kissing feels nice, so it's not
a Big Deal

I don't really think of it as anything like - that either!
And even if it wasn't the case I'm still hung up on my ex
which is probably as obvious as 2 + 2 = 4
which would be the worst news for you if you actually did like me
because then you'd have a thing for a pining dweeb😨

[UGH, he used an emote. He's so lame. So, so lame.]

[He's gonna just pace on the ceiling okay thanks.]

Not that I could never imagine being with someone like you!!!
because you're an awesome person
I just like being your friend too

and I was feeling
I don't know
so many awful things happened back home and
I guess I

I think it was nice to have any kind of feeling of
um
comfort
I guess
is the
word for it

some comfort for... all that awful

stuff

so maybe I leaned into it more because it felt nice
and like good things were happening

This is all so weird. 😩
I'll stop texting, now is the stopping, no more wiggly ellipses bubbles, promise

Edited 2019-01-06 08:07 (UTC)

[ yeah the mj stuff- she knew, of course she knew. and her gut instinct is to argue, be like, no, excuse me, you're awesome, pining or not, totally crush-worthy, but this conversation is already mixed up enough. the part of her that's peter parker's biggest cheerleader can be quiet, for once. ]

note to self: give hercules more hugs to avoid accidental bursts of making out when we least expect it it was funnier in my head i get you, dude. i mean that champagne was literally spiked with happy pills and i knew it and i still kept drinking it by the pint anyway impulse control is not my forte and maybe we're not so great at doing that thing where we deal with our shit like healthy superheroes instead of letting it sit there until it goes boom not that it really went boom it was a mild boom but still a boom i could always use a buddy to help me get better at that

although wow kissing isn't ALWAYS nice good for you for never experiencing a bad kiss before

Gwen...

I was the bad kisser in my past experiences.

yeah no that can't be right

my glasses were thicker than the hubble space telescope

what does did you have a habit of incorporating your glasses into your make out sessions or something???

I was a raging nerd!! 😒
Successful make-outs didn't happen until I was practically being handed my high school diploma
I wasn't always the HERCULEAN STUDMUFFIN you see before you!

you still ARE a raging nerd, nerd but yeah ditto who had time for making out in high school anyway

[ gwen wasn't a raging nerd but a raging loser there's a big difference ]

lol shut uuuup

[ no seriously shut up she's thinking about your stupid studmuffin mouth again shit

ok she's good she's over it it only lasted a second

but is this a thing now is this a thing she's going to have to worry about? damnit ]

💪😏

And_
you're right
We should work on dealing with stuff in a healthy way, as superheroes.
100%.
I mean, it sounds fake, but— I'll do my best.

Edited 2019-01-06 10:50 (UTC)

🖕🏻🙄

i know it sounds fake but i'm trying to beeee... better maybe the alternative is ignoring all the bad shit and just making out whenever stuff gets rough instead i dig this alternative but i'm not the one with y'know an mj and i'm not that selfish

You came over and helped a miserable lump clean his house
and you gave him gifts even though he forgot yours.
I don't think you're as selfish as you think
But you know, I'm all for trying to be a better person. I'd like to be, too.
It's all any of us can do, right?

well that's just like, your opinion, man aaaand yes right so we're okay? everything's cool?

Of course we're cool
Never weren't cool.
I mean I'm not that cool, but that's unrelated.

there was some potential for it to be not cool but i'm glad it didn't turn out that way obviously but maybe one day you'll learn to be cool, parker maybe one day

maybe one day, huh?
well, i'll just have to keep doing my best, in that case. 😉

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