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[4thwaller]

🎵🎵Don't stop believing!!!!!! Hold on to that feeling!!!!! Streetlights!!!! People!!!!🎵🎵

[quipsandthwips]

[He's currently taking full advantage of having little Spider-Manning to do and little science to do by sleeping at really funky hours — y'know, it's really, really hard to change eight years of being up insanely late, but he tries. Or would be trying, if Wade didn't wake him from his slumber.

So he wanders around disheveled, makes breakfast, and sticks to a wall eating it while wondering if the guy is gonna go through the whole song-]







Of all the inboxes in all the towns in all the world, he walks into mine.

[4thwaller]

To serenade you.
are you swooning?
It's pretty much canon that I'm a Disney prince

But also I need your help
Life or death

[quipsandthwips]

I had a thing for the Little Mermaid growing up, sorry man.
Not your shade of red.

You're the only person I can see singing Journey during something life or death but I also am not inclined to completely believe you without photographic evidence.

[... after all that outdoors camping, this bowl of generic cereal is too good to abandon for just any goofy request for help, so...]

[4thwaller]

ugh you would
SHE COULDN'T EVEN TALK FOR HALF THE MOVIE
Ursula was way hotter

I dont have time to take a photo.
Scout's honour!!!

[quipsandthwips]

You had time to serenade for three minutes?????

[4thwaller]

You're gonna feel FUCKING AWFUL when I turn up dead!!!



Fine
it's not life or death
But I do need you.

[quipsandthwips]

[................. Yup, just as he thought.]

Usually people follow that up w/ what they need someone for.
Because if it's "investigating old haunted houses" then the answer is N-O.

[4thwaller]

I wanna do that thing you suggested
testing my healing factor
I have a sewing needle and everything

I'm getting tired of crawling out into the forest whenever I break a leg or shatter my hand.

see it could technically be life or death

[ Also he wants to hang out. ]

[quipsandthwips]

[......................................

Dammit. Locked in, no escape.]

Where do you wanna meet?

[4thwaller]

[ Oh boy!!! ]

the forest with the creepy trees??
It's far away from people.
not that being poked with a sewing needle would kill them
but I have Standards
Aren't you glad I didn't serenade you with Every Breath You Take.
That would have given this a whole new creep factor.

[quipsandthwips]

Oh, cool, that's a great place to meet with someone who attracts danger.

You know there are a lot of those with the creepy trees, you're gonna have to be specific.





And I'm not even gonna address the deleted scenes for your serenade.

[4thwaller]

I'm more dangerous than probably anything here.
it's fiiiiiine.
Probably.

[ Have an address to... a book store? ]

The forest across from there.
is that specific enough for you
I'll be the guy in the big red body condom.

[quipsandthwips]

So hey about that.
Whats with the constant superhero suit?
That thing is gonna start smelling really bad if it's not already a germ hangout.

[He knows from experience, so...]

[4thwaller]

You can't just ask someone about their supersuit!!!!!!!
have some class!!!!!!
I've never been so insulted!!!!!!!!!

W O W

also I TOTALLY WASH IT
HOW DARE YOU???

[quipsandthwips]

OKAY WELL HOW WOULD I KNOW?
I'M NOT A SUPERHERO! >:(



... If it's washed once a month that's still bad btw.





Are you already there or am I gonna have to actually wait like a sad date.

[4thwaller]

YOU SURE???
BECAUSE YOU SURE LIKE TO COCKBLOCK ME AT SUPERHEROING???

IT'S NOT ONCE A MONTH
you're BAD.
why are you on my dick about this????

I'm already here.
let the court know that it was Peter that implied this was a date first
I'm the innocent one here

[quipsandthwips]

Let the court know you're the one who had to bring dicks into this conversation
but go off, I guess.

[Look he's hip! He's with the young people! He knows the internet lingo!]

also I said 'LIKE'

sim·i·le
/ˈsiməlē/
noun
plural noun: similes
a figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid (e.g., as brave as a lion, crazy like a fox ).
the use of simile.

[Very hip, using dictionary definitions to object.]

so no flowers, please.

[4thwaller]

You're still talking about dicks.
so who is really the winner here???

[ IS HE.................? ]

Did you really just text me the definition of simile????
Remember that time I told you I'd never been more turned on in my life???
It's like the opposite of that right now but like x1000

[ Urgh. ]

I only do flowers on the third date.
handjobs on the first though if you ask nice enough

[ He's probably being sarcastic.............. Probably. ]

[quipsandthwips]

Oh don't worry, I'm not asking.

Got more quippy perverted one-liners to get out of your system before we do this?

[OH NO HE'S ONTO YOU]

[4thwaller]

Your loss.

They come to me naturally I can't just get them all out of my system.
that would be like demanding Beethoven play amazing music without a second's notice.

[ IS HE??? ]

I'll try to clean it up for you though, baby boy.

[quipsandthwips]

I mean I bet he could've...
I'll be there in like 2 minutes.







And it's 'Peter', or 'Parker' if you're yelling at me about deadlines or something stupid I did.

1/2

[4thwaller]

STOP POKING HOLES IN MY SIMILES
I'll be counting down.

[4thwaller]

Excuse me??????
rewind
what???

[ LET HIM MAKE SURE HE'S TEXTING THE RIGHT PETER. HIS HEART JUST DROPPED TO HIS ASS. ]

No.
Yeah.







why Parker?
that's a weird nickname

[ ................... someone help him. ]

[quipsandthwips]

Uuuuh????

Because


that's my surname?



The last name of my parents?





Passed down through the lineage?





Wade you have a last name you know how it works.